Dian Bachar (born October 26, 1970) is an American actor most notable for his roles in various films by or starring his friends Trey Parker and Matt Stone, such as Cannibal! The Musical (George Noon), Orgazmo (Ben Chapleski) and his most famous role as Kenny "Squeak" Scolari in 1998's BASEketball, as well as making the occasional appearance on South Park.
In 1998, Bachar won a Leonardo da Vinci Award from the Beaux Arts Society, Inc. in the category of Actor, Debut Performance (Film) for his role in BASEketball and an award for Best Actor in the 2012 short film Coaching Me Softly at the 48-Hour Film Project.
Due to his friendship with creators Parker and Stone, Bachar had provided several guest voices on their animated series South Park.
"Cow Days" – the game show announcer
"Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!" – the fake Mr. Hankey
"Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?" – Satan's lover Chris
"Probably" – Satan's lover Chris
Bachar and fellow actor Sam Macaroni are the leads in the internet series Roommates: The Series and Dimwits.